The Hows and Whys of Things You Shouldn’t Masturbate With
You Really Shouldn’t Use These Dildo Substitutes
We’ve all been so horny at least once in our lives that we looked at a cucumber and thought, “That should work, right?” But not many of us have tried it. And that’s a good thing!
Even our horny lizard brains sense the “Danger, Will Robinson” vibe that goes with shoving a foreign object into ourselves (at least one that wasn’t explicitly made with that purpose in mind).
And yet, if you ask any medical professional who’s had a few ER rotations, they’ll gladly tell you about foreign objects they’ve pulled from people’s orifices. The extraction is usually followed by an embarrassed “I wasn’t trying to push it in! I just fell onto that corn, doctor, I swear!”
So, to avoid a lengthy and annoying emergency room visit, perhaps it’s better to stay away from DIY sex toys altogether.…