You Really Shouldn’t Use These Dildo Substitutes
We’ve all been so horny at least once in our lives that we looked at a cucumber and thought, “That should work, right?” But not many of us have tried it. And that’s a good thing!
Even our horny lizard brains sense the “Danger, Will Robinson” vibe that goes with shoving a foreign object into ourselves (at least one that wasn’t explicitly made with that purpose in mind).
And yet, if you ask any medical professional who’s had a few ER rotations, they’ll gladly tell you about foreign objects they’ve pulled from people’s orifices. The extraction is usually followed by an embarrassed “I wasn’t trying to push it in! I just fell onto that corn, doctor, I swear!”
So, to avoid a lengthy and annoying emergency room visit, perhaps it’s better to stay away from DIY sex toys altogether.…