I Love Using a Dildo On Myself — Confessions of a Straight Guy

When someone mentions a dildo, what’s the first thing you think about? Let me guess — a hot girl plunging the silicone shaft into herself, moaning her pretty little head off? Or perhaps a cute little twink doing his best to gape his asshole?

Either way, if my guess is right (it usually is), you imagine someone who loves dick. Or, better said, you aren’t imagining a straight dude going at it with a realistic massive black dildo. Or, well, maybe you are; who am I to judge your fantasies?

People tend to think that straight guys think of their butts as one-way highways — things go out, but nothing ever comes in. Well, if you ask me, that’s a proper waste of valuable pleasure real estate and a really backward way of thinking. Most people …

How Long Should You Keep a Vibrator?

Sex toys are a mystery to some people. How does one use them? What does the cleanup look like? Should you use a sex toy cleaner, or are soap and water enough? How long should you use your toy? 

These are just some of many (many!) questions people have. Although the sexual liberation movement made sex toys less taboo, people still tend not to talk about them. That would be fine, except it leaves them in total darkness when it comes to some things. For example, if your favorite sex toy tears, can you still use it? More importantly, what is the average life span of a typical sex toy (such as a battery-operated vibrator)? See these sex toys for beginners.

Some Withstand the Test of Time, While Others Don’t

Like with any other tool, appliance, or gadget, the lifespan of …

If your answer was immediately negative, our next question is — how do you know for sure? We can only know so much about the wondrous lives of nuns. Everything is speculation, so let’s talk about how they would go about using dildos.

Are They Even Allowed to Have One?

To answer this question, we have to look at the kind of lives nuns live. As they explain it, they have the absolute permission to have all kinds of feelings. They can even have actual romantic or sexual feelings towards another person. All that matters is that they don’t act on these feelings. So how does nun sex work? It doesn’t because they allegedly don’t have any.

Having sex can result in a pregnancy (unless you follow these tips). So we understand how it’s risky to even try to secretly have some. That brings us to our next question …

Every girl wants to look pretty and sexy for their partner. Thankfully, the sex toy industry’s done a lot to help women all around the globe achieve their dream look. Other than sexy laundry, costumes, and uniforms, you can even find sex toys that will do the work.

One of those toys is a jeweled butt plug. These bad boys have more than one fantastic purpose. For instance, they are gorgeous and perfect for decorating your body in unique ways. But, on top of that, the jeweled plug will give you a lot of pleasure, especially if you’re into anal play!

Finding the one you like is pretty easy, given that there’s a whole variety of cute anal plugs. Some of them are heart-shaped, others come in beautiful colors, and there are even those with dirty words written on them!

When choosing the anal plug for yourself, you should also …

Rules of Anal Play for a Straight Dude

If there’s one thing that doesn’t go hand in hand with straight dudes, it’s undoubtedly anal play. However, that’s a somewhat unfortunate turn of events given that men in the past had no problems with exploring the entirety of their bodies when it came to sexual pleasure. What’s more, anal stimulation is something that every man should try at least once.

Sure, butt-stuff isn’t for everyone. Some sex-positive men have tried it and decidedly said, “Meh.” But the anus is an area highly concentrated with nerve endings that can bring you the pleasure that puts vaginal sex (and even oral sex) to shame.

Both men and women enjoy anal intercourse and anal stimulation. However, straight men seem to be ashamed of it because of the unfair and ridiculous stereotypes. Because of that, there isn’t much information about how straight men …

Do you ever wonder why dildos come in so many fun and bright colors? Well, not everyone is going to reach for skin tones. That’s especially true for people who have regular partners and just want something fun when they’re playing on their own. So, let’s find out why fun colors mean more fun during solo sessions.

Why Are Most Buyers Not Into Skin-Toned Dildos?

Let’s be honest, are you more likely to reach for a skin-colored dildo or for something that’s bright and fun? We get it. There is a large number of people who enjoy realistic dildos, and that’s perfectly fine. However, you can find a realistic-looking penis when having sex with a partner as well. So, why settle for something like that when it comes to your sex toys? The answer is simple — you shouldn’t. 

We don’t believe in dull sex toys. However, they definitely exist. …

Nowadays, it’s not uncommon to hear stories about how couples split up because of dull and boring sex. Sometimes, it seems like it’s all we hear. Partners get bored with the same old stuff while having intercourse. Luckily, there are many ways you can change that.

From trying out role-playing to employing sex toys, there’s a whole world of kink and naughtiness that can help spark your love life once again. And seeing how we’re becoming more and more open to various fetishes, maybe it’s time you and your partner try something completely different.

Yes, we’re talking pegging. Female to male anal sex action can make a big difference in both your sexual experiences. But before we continue to ramble on, let’s go into detail about reversing booty play.

What Is Pegging Exactly?

Namely, pegging is a form of sexual activity that involves a man receiving anal sex from his …

Long before battery-operated vibrators were even a blip on the radar of human existence, there were dildos. Dildos have been used for thousands of years, with the oldest dildo being 28,000 years old. Made of stone and clearly shaped like a penis, when the archeologists found it along a German mountain range in 2005, there was little doubt as to what it was probably used for — you know, because if it looks like a duck, it probably is a duck.

In celebration of the dildo, a sex toy that has obviously been a part of societies for, well almost forever, sex toy retailer Lovehoney is adding 17 new dildos to their Lifelike Lover dildo collection. To accompany these new additions to the collection, Lovehoney turned to the country that purchases the most dildos from their company: the United States. With U.S. sex toy sales comprising 12 percent of all …

Dildos are interesting and fun sex toys to play with. Believe it or not, they may even be one of the oldest sex toys mankind has ever invented. There have been a few alterations as time went by, but they’re still the same good old dildo that we love. However, as these variations were introduced, it gets confusing, which is which. These days, the market is riddled with all sorts of dildos, from glass to silicone to god knows what. Either way, it gets harder and harder to choose which dildo will suit your needs. Fear not, today we will discuss the different types of dildos!

Types of Dildos

Dildos are often considered as the boring cousin of the vibrators because they do little other than penetrate the body. However, even if penetration is the main purpose, dildos come in different shapes, sizes, colors, and functions. There are a lot …

By clicking on this article, we can safely assume that you’re not a complete newbie, and you already know your way around dildos and various sex toys. Let’s say you’ve experimented with several of these bad boys, and now you’ve acquired a taste for it. It’s no longer just a couple of Santa’s Little Helpers lying around — you’ve actually started referring to your sex toy arsenal as a collection.

So where do you go from here? Dildos as an item are a pretty straightforward thing, aren’t they? Their imitational purposes are clear to anyone, and pretty much all that’s left for you to decide on is your toy’s size and firmness. You can’t really go creative with how a dildo can look like. Or can you?

As the sex toy industry expands, we get to experience a wider variety of toys on offer. From weird items we don’t really …