Basic Rules When Using Dildo Substitutes
The Dos and Don’ts of Using Dildo Substitutes
Last year, something horrifying and unimaginable happened to me. I went to a remote resort for a family vacation (that’s not the horrifying part; keep reading). It was quite far from civilization but still fancy and accommodating (think glamping).
It was an opportunity for my extended family and me to bond, spend time together, and have some fun while still being able to enjoy some alone time. So there I was one evening, getting ready to enjoy some alone time of the adult variety (yes, masturbate) when I noticed that I forgot to pack my sex toys.
The horror!
Yup, my trusty pouch of sextravagance (as I like to call it) stayed, presumably, on my bed while I was frantically packing at the last minute. I’m sure there’s a lesson there somewhere on being a responsible adult and doing errands on time, …