The Dos and Don’ts of Using Dildo Substitutes

Last year, something horrifying and unimaginable happened to me. I went to a remote resort for a family vacation (that’s not the horrifying part; keep reading). It was quite far from civilization but still fancy and accommodating (think glamping).

It was an opportunity for my extended family and me to bond, spend time together, and have some fun while still being able to enjoy some alone time. So there I was one evening, getting ready to enjoy some alone time of the adult variety (yes, masturbate) when I noticed that I forgot to pack my sex toys.

The horror!

Yup, my trusty pouch of sextravagance (as I like to call it) stayed, presumably, on my bed while I was frantically packing at the last minute. I’m sure there’s a lesson there somewhere on being a responsible adult and doing errands on time, …

It’s been a long time since sex toys graced the mainstream culture. Although they were subject to taboo and social stigma, adult gadgets are now as common as anything else. Unfortunately, that doesn’t mean everyone understands the difference between different types of them. Dildos and vibrators are so similar at first glance that you can’t blame laypeople for not knowing what separates them.

And in case you’re one of them, it’s your lucky day. We’re here to go through the ins and outs of these two classic toys. We’ll also help you choose the perfect one for you. Not only will you understand how to differentiate them, but you’ll also learn about everything they offer. So, without further ado, let’s get into it!

The Difference in Function

Although both toys are phallic-shaped, they don’t have that much in common. Sure, they’re sex toys and serve to please, but they do …

You Really Shouldn’t Use These Dildo Substitutes

We’ve all been so horny at least once in our lives that we looked at a cucumber and thought, “That should work, right?” But not many of us have tried it. And that’s a good thing!

Even our horny lizard brains sense the “Danger, Will Robinson” vibe that goes with shoving a foreign object into ourselves (at least one that wasn’t explicitly made with that purpose in mind).

And yet, if you ask any medical professional who’s had a few ER rotations, they’ll gladly tell you about foreign objects they’ve pulled from people’s orifices. The extraction is usually followed by an embarrassed “I wasn’t trying to push it in! I just fell onto that corn, doctor, I swear!”

So, to avoid a lengthy and annoying emergency room visit, perhaps it’s better to stay away from DIY sex toys altogether.…

Would You Live in a Place Called Dildo?

Today, a dildo is the most recognizable sex toy out there. When someone talks of sex accessories, all of us, without exception, think of a phallus-shaped toy — a dildo. Dildos are fantastic for vaginal and anal masturbation, as they basically mimick a man’s penis and let you have sex on your own. They’re so popular, especially with women, as they help you simulate sex without having to go through all the other aspects of two-person sex.

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Some of us may love them so much we want to, rather creepily, live inside of one. When she gets drunk, aunt Karen yells out something like, “I love it so much, I consider myself a dildo resident!” It freaks everyone out, but that’s what Karen is like.

But is that just Karen’s …

Even though sex taboo is mostly gone by now, there’s still a certain amount of negative projections towards sexual differences. The days of sexual intercourse being perceived as shameful are well behind us, but does this mean we can freely talk about our kinks and fetishes in public?

It’s still not that simple for many of us. Lots of people still feel alienated because of their sexual preferences. However, there’s no need to despair since this article is here to help you accept all your needs and urges. Let’s talk about women empowerment, let’s talk about sex toys, and let’s be honest about it all.

What Is Sexual Shame and What Are the Reasons Why Some People Feel It?

Also known as sexual guilt, shame is a set of negative emotions a person can experience based on different cultural concepts. This emotive unease can affect people in all sorts of …

It’s been a long time since the first dildos graced our lives. However, there’s no doubt that they are part of the mainstream sex culture these days. You can practically get them in almost any store around you. It’s safe to say that they’re everywhere, and they come in all sizes and unthinkable shapes.

These penis-shaped sexual gadgets are probably the most recognizable adult toy alongside they’re vibrating cousins. Made from wood, plastic, ceramic, and many more materials, dildos offer an endless array of possibilities. But when did the first dildo come about? Moreover, what were they like, and who used them?

Our article aims to explore the rich history behind the world’s most famous sex toy. We’ll cover its origin, early purpose, and its current state in the next couple of minutes. Therefore, stay put and don’t go anywhere. It’s about to get very interesting!

The Origins of the

The History and Evolution Of Dildos

Dildos are arguably one of the best penis-shaped sex aids on the market. They are also one of the most popular ones! Around 70% of people in the United States have one.

But how did dildos come to be so popular, and when did that even happen? Let’s dig into the brief history of dildos!

It All Started in the Ancient Times

Dildos have a long history. They aren’t something that came out of nowhere post sexual revolution.

Distinctly penis-shaped, smooth objects from the Stone Age (that also have specific penis-like features) are still baffling scientists worldwide. Were they sex aids? Did they have some other purpose that we can’t figure out yet? We don’t know, which is why the scientific community isn’t willing to simply call them Stone Age Dildos.

And we get that. But if they are unsure about the Stone …

I Love Using a Dildo On Myself — Confessions of a Straight Guy

When someone mentions a dildo, what’s the first thing you think about? Let me guess — a hot girl plunging the silicone shaft into herself, moaning her pretty little head off? Or perhaps a cute little twink doing his best to gape his asshole?

Either way, if my guess is right (it usually is), you imagine someone who loves dick. Or, better said, you aren’t imagining a straight dude going at it with a realistic massive black dildo. Or, well, maybe you are; who am I to judge your fantasies?

People tend to think that straight guys think of their butts as one-way highways — things go out, but nothing ever comes in. Well, if you ask me, that’s a proper waste of valuable pleasure real estate and a really backward way of thinking. Most people …

Every girl wants to look pretty and sexy for their partner. Thankfully, the sex toy industry’s done a lot to help women all around the globe achieve their dream look. Other than sexy laundry, costumes, and uniforms, you can even find sex toys that will do the work.

One of those toys is a jeweled butt plug. These bad boys have more than one fantastic purpose. For instance, they are gorgeous and perfect for decorating your body in unique ways. But, on top of that, the jeweled plug will give you a lot of pleasure, especially if you’re into anal play!

Finding the one you like is pretty easy, given that there’s a whole variety of cute anal plugs. Some of them are heart-shaped, others come in beautiful colors, and there are even those with dirty words written on them!

When choosing the anal plug for yourself, you should also …

Rules of Anal Play for a Straight Dude

If there’s one thing that doesn’t go hand in hand with straight dudes, it’s undoubtedly anal play. However, that’s a somewhat unfortunate turn of events given that men in the past had no problems with exploring the entirety of their bodies when it came to sexual pleasure. What’s more, anal stimulation is something that every man should try at least once.

Sure, butt-stuff isn’t for everyone. Some sex-positive men have tried it and decidedly said, “Meh.” But the anus is an area highly concentrated with nerve endings that can bring you the pleasure that puts vaginal sex (and even oral sex) to shame.

Both men and women enjoy anal intercourse and anal stimulation. However, straight men seem to be ashamed of it because of the unfair and ridiculous stereotypes. Because of that, there isn’t much information about how straight men …