I Love Using a Dildo On Myself — Confessions of a Straight Guy
When someone mentions a dildo, what’s the first thing you think about? Let me guess — a hot girl plunging the silicone shaft into herself, moaning her pretty little head off? Or perhaps a cute little twink doing his best to gape his asshole?
Either way, if my guess is right (it usually is), you imagine someone who loves dick. Or, better said, you aren’t imagining a straight dude going at it with a realistic massive black dildo. Or, well, maybe you are; who am I to judge your fantasies?
People tend to think that straight guys think of their butts as one-way highways — things go out, but nothing ever comes in. Well, if you ask me, that’s a proper waste of valuable pleasure real estate and a really backward way of thinking. Most people …